A foreign Newspaper wants to publish a report about the life in Egypt,So they send a female reporter to interview the common citizen in egypt..when she arrives at cairo..she picks a random guy ,and starts her interview*
Reporter: Hi
Egyptian: We 3alkom el salam ya 2otta
Reporter: Do u speak english
Egyptian: Berfect
Reporter: Do u mind if i interview u
Egyptian: No,i dont have a mind
Reporter: What's your name
Egyptian: Taha
Reporter: ...so..how do u find life here in egypt
Taha: Egybt..very nice cantry..nice wezar..nice food..byramidz
Reporter: oh well..beside the weather and the pyramids..whatelse do u like in ur country
Taha: Byramids,nice wezar,nice food
Reporter: Ok..lets move on..what do u do
Taha: I am very well ,sank u
Reporter: No,I mean do u have a job
Taha(looking around him and whispering): Jobat?..no i dont have any (jobat)..lessa mastaba7nash..do u have a (job) with u?..we can esmoke it in my car..dont warry about bolice
Reprter: Oh my god,DO YOU WORK
Taha: Yas yas..Taxi drivar
Reporter: What do u think about the traffic problem in egypt
Taha: Very big broblem..very much cars..u see?..but za guvurment is trying to make it bettar..zey did the circle street and za me7war street..and zey make all streets one way so if u go..u cant come back..niahahaha3
Reporter: What about the economic problems in Egypt
Taha: I do not undurstand what u say
Reporter: I mean..how do u deal with money problems in egypt
Taha: No NO NO..egybt very rich cantry...we have alot of cotton..alot of water..and we have byramidz
Reporter: So do u make a lot of money
Taha: No no.. it is not legal to make money..one frend i know make money at home..and he go to brizon..if u make money at home..u can only give it to za banzeena man..they take any money
Reporter: let me rephrase..since Egypt is a rich country.. do u have a lot of money
Taha: me?! ..Not alot..but I eat and drink Al7amdulelah
Reporter: Then where does all the money go
Taha: Guvurment
Reporter: And what does the government do with the money
Taha: Zey Build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter: well , Ok...Do u vote
Taha: What duz zat mean
Reporter: Do u choose your president
Taha: the president
Reporter: yes
Taha(nervously): i didnt give my voice..but if i was..i will give him my voice
Reporter: Why him
Taha: Because he was an airoplane in za war..he waz za leadar airoplane
Reporter: But there r no wars right now
Taha: But if we have war..u see?...we know we will have a very good airoplane in it
Reporter: what about the last 26 years
Taha: I got marry..and have 3ala2 and Amira..and drive taxi
Reporter: No,i meant what did the president do for Egypt in the
last 26 years
Taha: He build circle street,me7war street and make all streets one way
Reporter: Thank you very much for ur time Mr. Taha
Taha: No broblem,only 10 bounds
Reporter: I never said i will pay u for this
Taha: Ok..just give me the (job) then..we smoke ,and make head
Reporter:Grrrrrrrr
Taha: ok ok..need a Taxi
الجمعة يناير 25, 2008 4:42 am